At the Beginning

#1 When at a red light I make sure I’m not right next to the person in the lane next to me. I line my car up so they can’t see me through my driver’s side window. I do this for a few reasons:

1. If the person is a dangerous killer they won’t be able to shoot me in the head

2. If I’m singing the person can’t see me singing so they can’t judge me

3. If I’m putting on makeup they can’t see me putting on makeup so once again they can’t judge me

#2. When coming up to a stop sign at a 2 or 4 way stop and it becomes obvious that the other driver and I are going to reach the stop sign at approximately the same time I slow down and let the other driver reach their stop sign first. I do this so there isn’t the awkwardness where you signal for the other person to go first and then they signal for you to go first and then everyone gets all confused.

and that is a glimpse into my strange mind